{"id":22131,"date":"2025-12-24T06:10:31","date_gmt":"2025-12-24T06:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sportman.fi\/?p=22131"},"modified":"2025-12-24T06:10:33","modified_gmt":"2025-12-24T06:10:33","slug":"hyvaa-joulua-merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sportman.fi\/index.php\/2025\/12\/24\/hyvaa-joulua-merry-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Hyv\u00e4\u00e4 joulua \/ Merry Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

“Good shit<\/strong>” is a colloquial, slang term meaning something excellent, high-quality, or very enjoyable<\/mark>“.(AI)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00f6in eilen juoksuharjoitusten j\u00e4lkeen m\u00f6ss\u00f6\u00e4, jota hyvin harva pist\u00e4isi suuhunsa vapaaehtoisesti. Tied\u00e4n vain yhden…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kutsun sit\u00e4 kuitenkin nimell\u00e4 Good Shit<\/strong> ja t\u00e4ss\u00e4 teille sen valmistusohjeet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Siihen tarvitaan jyv\u00e4mylly, jossa jauhetaan rukiin – ja vehn\u00e4njyvi\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jauhon p\u00e4\u00e4lle kaadetaan hieman tyrnimehua ja maitoa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Viimeksi pistin sekaan my\u00f6s chiansiemeni\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

GS laitetaan sen j\u00e4lkeen v\u00e4hint\u00e4\u00e4n 8 tunniksi muhimaan j\u00e4\u00e4kaappiin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sen j\u00e4lkeen GS on valmis “nautittavaksi”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sekoitan GS`n joukkoon my\u00f6s pakastemarjoja, kuten mustaherukkaa, tyrni\u00e4 ja mustikkaa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lorautan sekaan viel\u00e4 tilkkasen mustikkakeittoa ja eikun sy\u00f6m\u00e4\u00e4n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

GS\u00b4n ulkon\u00e4\u00f6st\u00e4 voi sanoa sen, ett\u00e4 opiskeluaikoina t\u00e4m\u00e4n n\u00e4k\u00f6ist\u00e4 tavaraa tuli v\u00e4lill\u00e4 suusta ulos ja nyt sit\u00e4 lusikoidaan siis sis\u00e4\u00e4n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jatketaan t\u00e4t\u00e4 omituista joulutarinaa ja siirryt\u00e4\u00e4n Pohjoisnavalle, joka oli my\u00f6s kulinaarisessa mieless\u00e4 mielenkiintoinen seikkailu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Keskell\u00e4 Pohjoisnapaa t\u00f6rr\u00f6tti pieni sininen teltta, jossa ven\u00e4l\u00e4inen nainen kokkasi meille puuroa ja keitteli sumppia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se oli varsinainen \u201cHell\u00b4s kitchen\u201d. Olen kuvaillut puuroa sanoilla \u201cmaailman paras ummetusl\u00e4\u00e4ke\u201d.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lautasellinen puuroa ja sen j\u00e4lkeen oli sy\u00f6ksytt\u00e4v\u00e4 teltasta ulos ja juostava kiireen vilkkaa kohti pohjoisnavan ainoaa vessaa, jonka sis\u00e4l\u00e4mp\u00f6tila oli  yli -30 astetta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bajamajassa oli k\u00e4ynyt useita ihmisi\u00e4, mutta ei yht\u00e4\u00e4n siivojaa. Vessanp\u00f6nt\u00f6n reunusta katsoessa tein p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00f6ksen, ett\u00e4 en iske siihen kankkuani vaan valitsin toisen taktiikan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vessan ovessa roikkui naru. Laskin housut (4 kpl) nilkkaan, tartuin naruun  ja laskin ahterini mahdollisimman l\u00e4helle j\u00e4ist\u00e4 p\u00f6nt\u00f6n reunusta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toivoin, ettei naru mene poikki, sill\u00e4 Bajamajan yll\u00e4 roikkui uhka, ett\u00e4 tippuisin p\u00f6nt\u00f6n mustaan aukkoon ja pohjoisnavan hyiseen veteen. Siin\u00e4 narun p\u00e4\u00e4ss\u00e4 s\u00e4tkiess\u00e4 (ja hampaiden kalistessa..) yritin t\u00e4hd\u00e4t\u00e4 samaan paikkaan kuin muut ja onnistuin siin\u00e4 yht\u00e4 hyvin kuin ne muut\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tein samalla reissulla p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00f6ksen, etten valita kahvin mausta vaikka mik\u00e4 olisi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se oli keitetty suolaveteen ja maku oli sen mukainen. Laitoin mukiin ison kasan maitojauhetta. Maku vain paheni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lis\u00e4sin peltimukiin lusikkakaupalla sokeria, jotta saisin t\u00f6k\u00f6tin alas. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Siin\u00e4 sumppia h\u00f6rppiess\u00e4, vannoin er\u00e4\u00e4n jenkin kanssa valan, ettemme en\u00e4\u00e4 ikin\u00e4 mussuta kahvin mausta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hyv\u00e4\u00e4 joulua!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Jyv\u00e4mylly \/ grain grinder<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cGood shit\u201d is a colloquial slang term meaning something excellent, high-quality, or very enjoyable.\u201d (AI)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yesterday after my running workout I ate a mush that very few people would voluntarily eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I still call it Good Shit<\/em>, and here are the instructions for making it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You need a grain mill to grind rye and wheat kernels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A bit of sea buckthorn juice and milk are poured over the flour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Last time I also added chia seeds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After that, the GS is left to steep in the refrigerator for at least eight hours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then the GS is ready to be \u201cenjoyed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I also mix frozen berries into the GS, such as blackcurrants, sea buckthorn, and blueberries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I splash in a little sea buckthorn and blueberry soup as well, and then it\u2019s time to eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As for the appearance of GS, back in my student days stuff that looked like this occasionally came out<\/em> of your mouth\u2014now it\u2019s being spooned in<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s continue this strange Christmas tale and move on to the North Pole, which was also a culinary adventure of sorts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the middle of the North Pole stood a small blue tent where a Russian woman cooked porridge for us and brewed coffee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was a real \u201cHell\u2019s Kitchen.\u201d I\u2019ve described the porridge with the words \u201cthe world\u2019s best constipation medicine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After a plate of porridge, you had to dash out of the tent and run full speed toward the North Pole\u2019s only toilet, where the indoor temperature was below \u221230 degrees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Many people had used the porta-potty, but not a single cleaner. Looking at the rim of the toilet seat, I decided not to plant my backside on it and chose a different tactic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There was a rope hanging on the toilet door. I dropped my pants (four layers) to my ankles, grabbed the rope, and lowered my rear as close as possible to the icy rim of the bowl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I hoped the rope wouldn\u2019t snap, because the threat hanging over the porta-potty was that I\u2019d fall into the black hole of the bowl and into the icy waters of the North Pole. Dangling there at the end of the rope (and with my teeth chattering\u2026), I tried to aim for the same spot as the others and succeeded about as well as they did\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On that same trip I decided never again to complain about the taste of coffee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It had been brewed with salt water, and it tasted exactly like that. I dumped a big pile of powdered milk into the mug. The taste only got worse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I added spoonful after spoonful of sugar to the tin mug just to get the stuff down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While sipping that coffee, I swore an oath with one American that we would never again gripe about the taste of coffee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Merry Christmas!<\/strong> 🎄<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“Good shit” is a colloquial, slang term meaning something excellent, high-quality, or very enjoyable“.(AI) S\u00f6in eilen juoksuharjoitusten j\u00e4lkeen m\u00f6ss\u00f6\u00e4, jota hyvin harva pist\u00e4isi suuhunsa vapaaehtoisesti. Tied\u00e4n vain yhden… Kutsun sit\u00e4 kuitenkin nimell\u00e4 Good Shit ja t\u00e4ss\u00e4 teille sen valmistusohjeet. Siihen tarvitaan jyv\u00e4mylly, jossa jauhetaan rukiin – ja vehn\u00e4njyvi\u00e4. Jauhon p\u00e4\u00e4lle kaadetaan hieman tyrnimehua ja maitoa. Viimeksi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sportman.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sportman.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sportman.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sportman.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sportman.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22131"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/sportman.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22151,"href":"https:\/\/sportman.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22131\/revisions\/22151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sportman.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sportman.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sportman.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}